Don't Let the Song Go Out of Your Life
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I am going to share a bit of old farmers' advice that I came across. It is both kind of amusing and serious. The advice is sound and true and more people should take it into mind.
"Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong."
"Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce."
"Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance."
"Life is simpler when you plow around the stump."
"A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor."
"Words that soak into the ears are whispered...not yelled."
"Meanness don't jest happen overnight."
"Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads."
"Do not corner something you know is meaner than you."
"It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge."
"You cannot unsay a cruel word."
"Every path has a few puddles."
"When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty."
"The best sermons are lived, not preached."
"Most stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway."
"Don't judge folks by their relatives."
"Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer."
"Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time."
"Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none."
"Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance."
"The eastiest way to eat crow is while it is still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller."
"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'."
"It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep."
"Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got."
"The biggest troublemaker you'll probable ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin'."
"Always drink upstream from the herd."
"Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier then puttin' it back in."
"It you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around."
"Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God."
"Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt."


